But specifically who are we?
Please allow me to introduce you to the crew:
Noah- Style consultant to the stars. Lacey cravat model. Consumer of fine cheeses and coffees, lover of all woodland animals (no urban or arid climate animals however), mustache aficionado, Beret blogger, able to clear jumps with his Norton that the Duke boys wouldn't even dream of attempting...this sexy man is available to help you with consultations on restoration or decoration.
You can call him... anytime.
Bikes he owns:
Norton Commando 750 cafe racer
Bikes he has owned in the past:
Can you tell me how many stars are in the sky?
Can you count the grains of sand on the beach?
Then neither can I give you the answer you this riddle.
Lots. Lets just leave it at that.
Bikes he has owned in the past:
Can you tell me how many stars are in the sky?
Can you count the grains of sand on the beach?
Then neither can I give you the answer you this riddle.
Lots. Lets just leave it at that.
Likes: Ray Bans, curling up with a hardback book and a soft poodle, vintage vegetable peeling utensils
Jeff- Sideburns aren't just a practical way to keep his cheekbones warm... they are a way of life for our aspiring astrophysicist... Rumors abound about his origins... but we all suspect he hails from Newark. Or the bleak and unforgiving sands of Tantoine. He talks about music and Ireland a lot... he likes himself some motorcycles and has a tendency to croon to you if you play the right combination of old country and maritime work songs. Shantyman Anderson is available at Great Plains to discuss your motorcycle needs, problems, or even his pending autobiography: "Beer, Motorcycles and the Supercollider in my backyard".
Bikes he owns:
00 Suzuki SV650
12 Suzuki Vstrom 650 Adventure
09 Genuine Blackjack
Bikes he used to own:
There was a BMX or three back in the day....
Likes: Excitement and adventure... oh wait... a Jedi craves not these things... nothing... he likes nothing.
Wait...that's not true... he likes food. Here is Jeff's food blog:
http://fillyourbellywithgoodness.wordpress.com/
Johnny- Retired professional goatee champion (1988-94 Golden chin cup) and a huge fan of cheesy pick up lines, Johnny spends his time at the shop lovingly caressing and whispering to your motorcycles while making the ouchies go away. He can set the points in your magneto with one eye open... and probably needs too since his left eye has been replaced with a cybernetic terminator eyeball from the future... and is highly suited to precise adjustments such as this. Able to put a Goldwing on the center stand with his mind ALONE, he is one of the most qualified motorcycle mechanics you will ever meet.
Bikes he owns:
BMW R90/2 "army special"
BMW R90/2 "prom queen"
02 BMW R1150GS
Likes: Long walks TOO the beach, and then walking right back home again, Snail racing, fine dining, Digeree-doo music, and greeting cards with funny cat jokes in them.
Jessup- Raised by a pack of wild hamsters in the plains of Kansas, Jessup has acclimated to our human society nicely in his 53 years on the planet. He spends much of his time nowadays chewing up cardboard and newspaper for his nest, polishing his Pabst beer can collection, perfecting his pomade technique and reading about old choppers.
Bikes he owns:
05 Jockey shift HD FXSTS
93 HD Sportster chopper
66 HD Sportster in a box... or several boxes as it were.
78 Honda CB750 chopper project
Bikes he used to own:
Likes: running in his wheel, Beer, scraping floorboards
Need to see about putting that R100RS back on eBay.
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